Amanda Beard to Appear in Playboy

Update: Link to photos added. View the cover photo.

Fresh off her domination of Timed Finals’ Top 5 Most Appealing Swimmers, Amanda Beard will be appearing in Playboy. A reliable source has told me that Beard has decided to finally appear in the magazine, and will do so in five weeks. Ms. Beard is no stranger to photo shoots, as she has appeared in spreads in FHM, Maxim and the SI Swimsuit Edition. She also, during 2004, carried the title of Most Downloaded Female Athlete.

This is interesting because it comes fresh off the debate about women’s current place in sports, after radio personality Don Imus was fired for calling the Rutgers Womens Basketball players “nappy headed ho’s.” On the heels of that, some are beginning to question where women now stand in sport. Although women in collegiate sports in America has grown from 16,000 in 1971 to 180,000 in 2006, a recent study conducted by Margaret Carlisle Duncan of the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee and Michael Messner of USC revealed that ESPN’s “SportsCenter” covered male stories in a 20 to 1 ratio.

What upsets some people like Dr. Mary Jo Kane, director of the Tucker Center for Research on Girls & Women in Sport at the University of Minnesota, as she told the New York Daily News, is that “It used to be that female athletes were portrayed as wholesome, All-American girls. Now you get female athletes in GQ, Playboy and the Swimsuit issue. The result of it is coverage that is very damaging—that trivializes and marginalizes women athletes because it does not give them the respect they deserve as competent athletes.”

So that’s one side to the argument. I say, and please don’t take this as being mysoginist because I think it’s true for both sexes, it’s her body so let her do what she wants with it. Humans love winners and they love beautiful people. Ms. Beard is both. So don’t say that her appearing in photo shoots in anyway trivializes what she has accomplished because it doesn’t, it only brings what she has done to a wider group of people. On top of this, Playboy is not a smut magazine as its list of interviewees includes Bill Gates, Kurt Vonnegut, Paul McCartney, Gore Vidal and numerous political and social leaders.

Update: Timed Finals has been pointed in the direction of a link to the photos appearing in this issue. Take a look while the file stays online.

Comments:


  1. Comment by Nathan

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 10:44

    Kurt Vonnegut was the coolest guy. Ever.

  2. Comment by Mark

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 11:51

    Playboy not smut? That’s pretty funny.

  3. Comment by Cornell

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 11:53

    So, Beard is going to be interviewed by Playboy?

    If not, David’s “More Skin” marketing campaign is off to a fantastic start. Out with the paper suits, in with the brown paper bags. And I agree with the article: rather than trivializing the social and athletic triumphs of female athletes and the measure of equality and respect they’ve attained, a naked Beard offers to all young female swimmers a paragon of virtue and a goal toward which to strive. Will she be posing with or without the teddy bear?

    Cool? Johnny Cash, Ernest Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson, Keith Richards, Tyler Durden.

  4. Comment by Michel Angstadt

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 12:05

    OK, so when is Ian Thorpe going to be featured in Playgirl? (presuming the magazine is still in circulation)

    (This one goes to you, Julie).

  5. Comment by Sean

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 13:20

    Finally!

  6. Comment by button

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 13:21

    is playgirl a gay mag?

  7. Comment by Michel Angstadt

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 13:30

    In the seventies, my dad used to read Playboy and my stepmother used to read Playgirl.

    Thirty years down, I don’t know what Playgirl is now.

  8. Comment by nealh

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 15:05

    on a related note…this was actually overheard at an age group swim meet: clerk of course announcer “ATTENTION! WOMENS OPEN BREAST WILL BE FOLLOWED IMMEDIATLEY BY MENS OPEN FLY…” not kidding, either.

  9. Comment by John

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 15:51

    Well of course she has the right to, and yeah, she’s hot, but it’s just kinda tacky and cheesy. Hope it’s not the beginning of swimming joining the rest of professional sports in the slow cultural decline. She was a great swimmer until she got caught up in fame and fortune, but now I’ve lost what little respect I had left for her, and I wouldn’t think of allowing my kids to attend any clinic she was participating in, if she’s even doing that anymore. Although I doubt even Amanda would be stupid enough to pose totally nude given all her sponsorships etc, would she?

  10. Comment by lala

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 18:37

    My opinion may not be popular, but, I don’t think Amanda is stupid. At Swimmingworldmagazine.com, the article says she will “grace the July cover.” I am hoping that is all there will be, or maybe some slightly provocative shots inside. I can’t imagine a full spread. I see think she must know that a nude spread unless it is really tastefully done, will pretty much kill her chances of doing clinics for youths. ( Although it open doors for a university tour.) There is a publication in Australia called B&W magazine that has published special edition books called “The Sydney Dream” and “The Athens Dream”. In them, Australian Olympians are photographed nude. They are really beautiful photos. I don’t think those photos ruined the reputations of those athletes, which include Michael Klim, Petria Thomas, Brett Hawke, Brooke Hanson and Grant Hackett, just to name a few. And there were athletes representing many of the other Olympic sports. I think we in America have a pretty uptight attitude sometimes about nudity. But if the photos are not raunchy, I say Amanda should go for it. She is a natural, beautiful woman.

  11. Comment by Scott

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 19:43

    lala - Interesting points… I don’t know the answer to this, but when you are on the cover of Playboy, doesn’t it usually mean that you are the main attraction for the magazine and thus prominent on the inside? If so, I would imagine that there will be more “provocative,” although tastefully done, photos inside the magazine.

    From their website, B&W Magazine is “for collectors of fine photography.” I know that nude photography can be done well, but I think that no matter how well done the pictures are, the Playboy magazine itself carries a stigma here in the United States. There is nothing wrong with being in the magazine, don’t get me wrong, but Playboy has gotten a bad rap over the years… not as bad as say Penthouse, but still.

    What I would love to see is a commemorative book or magazine that would be done to benefit a charity - not benefit Hugh Hefner’s ranch and girlfriends.

    But no matter what, it is Amanda’s choice and we have to respect her decisions - heck, as I always hope, maybe it can boost the profile of the sport of swimming… that is what we are all trying to do.

  12. Comment by Kirk Nelson

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 21:49

    I think it’s a safe bet that if Amanda’s on the cover she will appear nude in the magazine. But, come on folks, it’s Playboy. It’s not exactly hard core pornography we’re talking about. Have you seen the photos in the Playboy? The women are airbrushed to the point of barely being recognizable.

  13. Comment by Cliff

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 21:54

    Well I respect her right to do what she wants, but no, I don’t have to respect her decisions ,and I don’t. I wouldn’t want my daughter, wife or sister posing for Playboy. Just my opinion.

    Yeah it may boost the profile of swimming, but at what price? You can’t get much higher profile than professional team sports in U.S. and its getting to be such a sleazy cauldron of greed, ego, sexual excess, antisocial behavior, etc, I can’t even subscribe to Sports Illustrated anymore because of all the crap the stars are doing now; don’t want my kids to be immersed in that all the time.

    Despite its problems, swimming is still a relatively wholesome escape from all that. Hopefully Amanda selling her bod will only be a blip on the screen. She’s sold out on everything else. And if she doesn’t hurry up she’s gonna get kicked badly in Beijing, if she even makes it.

  14. Comment by Cliff

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 21:59

    lala, that reminds me; I have a coffee table book with some beautiful pix of athletes posed in their various sports, both male and female. There are some swimmers in there such as de Bruijn, etc. Lots of skin, and some pix are close to nude and are sensual but without being overly sexual if you know what I mean. I think that’s a whole different story. I don’t mind my kids seeing them at all; they inspire more than they titillate if that makes sense.

  15. Comment by Steven

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 22:32

    About damn time!

  16. Comment by lala

    Posted on May 2nd, 2007 at 23:03

    I do know what you mean Cliff. I actually have The Athens Dream. It was delivered to me at work and my co-worker grabbed it, and after he flipped through it said, “These pictures are not hot at all. I don’t like athletes bodies.” I could not get him to admit that it was interesting how different sports sculpt a body differently. I think that is the beauty of that sort of book. Now, I know that Playboy is not like that, but I also know that not all the photos are too revealing in Playboy. I guess it is the reputation of the magazine that will wreck people’s opinion. On the other hand I think we should wait to burn her at the stake until the photos come out.

  17. Comment by Susie Burns

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 02:39

    The uptight victorian attitude of most of the conservative Bible thumping U.S. creates perverts and molestors like we see on “to catch a predator”…statistically exposure to Nudity and Sexuality like that depicted in Playboy does not. (Go terrorize some foreign country for oil and leave Amanda breasts and butt alone.) Amanda gave a clinic which my two daughters attended and I’ve never seen any visiting athlete hold their attention and treat them as equals the way Amanda did…she can babysit my kids anytime. Regarding Amanda’s celebrity and reputation, both far exceed the world of swimming which I can hardly say for one dimensional swimmers like Natalie Coughlin who will do nothing but come and go. The swimming community and Amanda’s sponsors should feel extremely lucky to have her (remember, there’s no such thing as bad press)…she has achieved greatness in and out of the water. As for you who wish to condem her…well write a scathing comment about her here for being the slut you wish your wife was and then turn your lights out, close the door so your children can’t hear, and masturbate away in the dark by your lonesome to the thought of a world where rolemodels are as pure and virgin as you.

  18. Comment by Moe Golden

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 03:21

    I’m just kind of upset that people could be so closed-minded here to say, “I won’t let my kids attend a clinic of hers.” solely because she poses nude - if indeed she does.

    She is an athlete - essentially, ALL athlete’s ENTIRE lives are based on their bodies. You can think of a photo of a nude body as pornography in and of itself, but that’s pretty shallow. Playboy keeps it tamer than some British newspapers.

    And, you know, there is also the whole other issue of someone needing to plant seeds for a post-athletic career. Sure, she’ll probably always be involved in swimming, but who is to say that entertainment and/or being a “personality” isn’t her wisest move?

    Put yourself in her shoes. She’s a lovely woman, and now, she’ll probably be the most famous Olympian. With that distinction, she’ll get some endorsements.

  19. Comment by Michel Angstadt

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 03:35

    I wonder how many of these parents who won’t take their kids to clinics with Amanda Beard will end up wankin’ to her health in late June.

  20. Comment by Jimmy

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 05:03

    I guess “breast stroke” will have a whole new meaning now…

  21. Comment by Brian Wallace

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 06:13

    I think it’s great that Amanda is doing this. Hopefully it will raise the profile of competitive swimming. I think you’re being naive if you think 1.) This will make swimming “dirty” and tawdry like professional wrestling or 2.) Sex doesn’t sell. It does. We may not like to think of it that way but in about a month more men will know Amanda Beard than any other female swimmer ever. Just like when Katarina Witt posed. I think it’s so sanctimonious and hypocritical to think Amanda will “lose sponsorships” and won’t be able to do youth clinics. It’s the 21st century, people. Not some puritanical yesteryear that never was.

    Actually, I would like to clarify something. The “Athens Dream,” “Sydney Dream” and “Atlanta Dream” books of Australian athletes posing was published by Studio Magazines in Australia. Their main publication is called “(not only) Black & White.” The Olympic photo books were special issues of THAT “Black & White” magazine. However, Scott mentioned B&W magazine. That’s an entirely different magazine.

    Thank you,

    Brian Wallace

  22. Comment by Cliff

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 06:48

    Lol, I would guess, just the phony ones who don’t care if they risk lookin like a hypocrite to their own kids who find the Playboy. They’d be the type who’d go for those fake airbrushed shots anyway.

  23. Comment by Marcio

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 07:47

    Scott, being on the cover doen’t mean you will have nude pics!! I know it seems non sense, but Mariah Carey was the cover a few months ago and no nude pics inside from what I heard!

    As far as swimming clinics go I don’t think it will affect anything. First of all I would hope that little kids are not aware of that…I mean, little kids do not read the magazine (not supposed to)…
    Worst case scenario older kids will now become more interested in the clinics (her clinics) and will make up for the lillte kids loss :) lol…

  24. Comment by Shane Falco

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 07:57

    Just because she is on the cover doesn’t mean she’s naked inside as it turned out March 2007’s cover-girl Mariah Carey was fully clothed on the inside. Also Haley Cope posed naked in Playboy right before the Athens Olympics, so she wouldn’t be the first if she did.

  25. Comment by Shane Falco

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 07:58

    dang, you posted as I was reading my way down

  26. Comment by Jimmy

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 08:19

    I’m a subscriber for 15 years and my June Playboy was already delievered. I’ve seen the “coming next month” preview section, and I can tell you that it’s not a Mariah Carey type of situation. Amanda is going to be completely naked.

  27. Comment by maly

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 10:36

    in france ,
    since five years, the stade francais(paris rugby club) have a calender where the players pose naked and it is one of the most sold calender in france for charities. some of the players are in the national team and it has raize the popularity of rugby in france . a lot of french national team have done the same.

  28. Comment by Cliff

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 20:15

    Lol, marcio, I work with little kids, they know EVERYTHING these days. Don’t kid yourself, the days of innocence are gone. FYI sat near Beard at a swim meet not too long ago and she was dressed pretty scanty/slutty, tons of makeup, hair dyed, pretty fake and cheesy looking. Unfortunatley, that’s kinda mainstream these days…….

  29. Comment by Cliff

    Posted on May 3rd, 2007 at 20:42

    LOL Susie; your fantasies are very revealing, sorry your experience hasn’t been good. But no need to get hysterical. Terrorism? Oil? Bible thumping? C’mon. I’m a liberal democrat athetist, their worst nightmare. My wife and I even make our own porn ;-)

    It’s just that some of us don’t value celebrity, mainstream success, financial bonanzas or the popularity of swimming to the general public over other values:

    Coughlin seems way more classy in my opinion; found her own creative way to enjoy swimming again, a person of moderation, has alot of outside interests, probably the furthest thing from one-dimensional if you’ve read her book. Could probably care less whether you think she’ll just “come and go” rather than be a lasting celebrity. Probably seems more boring to those of you who value celebrity and big bucks for swimming, but in reality seems to have found a way to make a very good living in swimming without selling out. For Beard, swimming seems secondary now, a stepping stone to fame in fortune, thought it’s not too late to turn it around and I am rooting for her to make a comeback in time for Beijing.

  30. Comment by Bob Sugar

    Posted on May 4th, 2007 at 05:51

    I couldn’t agree more with Cliff about Natalie Coughlin. And I also think the “uptight victorian attitude of most of the conservative Bible thumping U.S.” is as weak a ’cause’ of perversion as nudity and porn. But I had a question for him. If as a liberal democrat atheist he claims to hold ‘other values’, what are those values? Beard is making an autonomous decision here, ‘her body her choice’, doing what she wants to make herself feel loved, desired, whatever. What values trump self-indulgence and self-expression? And where do these ‘values’ come from and how do we know to honor those values? If we ourselves ‘make’ these values (not God), then how do you know your values are better than Beard’s?

    I hope Beard falls flat in ‘08. Then those of us who care about personal dignity, modesty and self respect (and fame for swimming performance and not lewd exhibitionism) can point to Beard as an example of what happens to a talented athlete when they turn themselves into a human Bratz doll.

    I’m sure I’m not the only one. I’m guessing it’s no accident that Megan Quann’s husband’s only comment on this whole matter was to say how cool Kurt Vonnegut is.

  31. Comment by Katie

    Posted on May 4th, 2007 at 11:04

    i think this is a disgrace to swimming, i’m very disappointed.

  32. Comment by gretta

    Posted on May 4th, 2007 at 17:58

    In my opinion I think Amanda Beard should do some other things first before Playboy; magazines like Women’s Health and Oxygen and Glamour..stuff like that. I do not really think she will have as many opportunities (positive ones..) after the shoot. I’m not quite sure how posing in Playboy will “boost the sport of swimming” because mostly only middle aged to older men read it..and are those really the people that are going to support swimming? Didn’t think so….
    Anyways I may be totally wrong, and it will def. get her name out in the open, but I don’t think anyone should rush to pose in Playboy before getting to do a lot of other things. (other popular magazines, commercials..)

  33. Comment by Cliff

    Posted on May 4th, 2007 at 18:04

    Bob; fair enough. Didn’t mean to imply that liberal, democrat, atheist values are always superior, just expressing my opinion in this particular case. (Actually agnostic is more accurate in my case but was trying to make a point in challenging Susie’s assertion that religious conservatives don’t have the market on questioning Beard’s decision).

    I see that I mistakenly deleted the values I was referrring to while I was editing. In addition to the dignity, modesty, and self-respect that you mentioned, I would add moderation over excess, and authenticity over fantasy. Beard comes across as one who went from a lovable geeky awkward teen to a beautiful young woman, and then decided to parlay that into hot commodity. And frankly, she appears to be more or less completely for sale now, and I’m just not buying, that’s all. I honestly don’t care much whether swimming becomes more mainstream or wealthy. I would hope that these values could somehow trump self-indulgence and self-expression, but I guess that’s probably naiive given our country’s roots and current zeitgeist.

    We used to work out with the girls when I was young and I remember one of the hottest things about some of the girls was how authentic they were, and how unaware they seemed of their beauty, and how comfortable they were with themselves no matter what shape or size. It was one of the few sports I could think of where boys and girls participated together and, despite teenage hormones, it was only a moderately sexually-charged atmosphere with the guys and girls getting to know each other more as people than as sexual objects for the most part. Alot of healthy relationships/marriages evolved from this and at reunions, the football player/prom queen types had all split up and the swimmer couples were still going strong, and the women still looked great. (probably because more of them were still swimming than the guys!) I still think of them as my sisters in a way.

    I’m probably not being very articulate here in what I think can be lost when things like greed, popularity, and self-indulgence rule. But when I said I was rooting for Beard, I was hoping she could turn it around and go back to her roots from when she seemed to love swimming more than fame. If not, then I’m with you.

  34. Comment by Todd Kramer

    Posted on May 4th, 2007 at 20:31

    I just find it interesting that FAR more people decide to weigh in on if it’s ok for Amanda to pose in Playboy than posted on articles here that are on doping. Guess it says something about the way the world is today when someone doing something that is not illegal and is 100% their choice gets more attention than someone cheating and breaking the law.

    Note: I am not criticizing here, just saying that this fact is very interesting to me. Man, I wish I had studied Psychology in college like I originally wanted. It’s rather hard to apply economics or engineering(boo engineering, boo!) to a situation like this.

  35. Comment by Bob Sugar

    Posted on May 5th, 2007 at 06:05

    Todd, you do have a point, but don’t confuse the number of people expressing an opinion and with those who are interested. Someone can be very interested in something, but just not feel informed enough to weigh-in. I guess knowing the number of page hits on these topics would make your point well enough. Also, we run a risk by confusing or equating ‘legal’ with moral/ethical. Not all legal actions are morally acceptable; not all illegal actions are worthy of condemnation. And if we are talking about whether this is a good move for her, we have to remember that many other women have been shunned by their professional societies after posing. Was the Air Force justified in kicking out a female drill sargeant who posed for Playboy? Will her future coaching stints be undermined by the fact that she might be resented by other females and lusted after by males (or vice-versa)? You said: “It’s rather hard to apply economics or engineering(boo engineering, boo!) to a situation like this.” Actually, it’s not. Beard is likely doing this in part for the money, and because she and her handlers know that our physiology(and therefore our psychology) is hard-wired (engineered) to our libido. I think it overlaps well with psychology.

    I wonder about the timing of her appearance. Typically, posing in Playboy is either an attempt to kick-start a career or to resurrect a dying one, to hang onto the limelight a little while longer. Is this move part of the death-rattle of her swimming career, her merely striking while the iron is hot, or her building a bridge to something else?

    Cliff, you raise way too many good points to get into here. Perhaps we’ll always be mystified about the nature of attraction and what make someone alluring. But really, knowing her only from photos, Amanda Beard is only reasonably attractive. She can look really good in some shots, and very average in others. I can think of a dozen swimmers who are ‘hotter’ in the Playboy sense than Beard. But yes, ‘attractive’ in the broader sense could have something to do with confidence, vulnerability, sweetness, a wry sense of humor, or personal integrity. In short, things you can’t capture on an 8*11 glossy.

  36. Comment by Jon

    Posted on May 7th, 2007 at 20:37

    I think its pretty sad that she is so money hungry that she is resorting to this. But what I really don’t understand is how she got the gig. While she might have a nice body (but there are a billion of them in the world) she is not a very attractive person. I guess she can now add to her inspirational talks to young female swimmers that they too can aspire to bare it all for a bunch of horny men who will do who knows what when they see her. And the number of girls who died at a young age and appeared in the magazine is significant. Again, very sad. I think she has taken some pretty poor advice.

  37. Comment by Bill

    Posted on May 7th, 2007 at 21:14

    It’s about the money. It’s always about the money.

    She’s grown up, not some little kid.

    Getting paid very well to have your photo taken beats the heck out of working at some crap job!

    Good for her.

    If you do not like it, don’t look at it!

    I’d do it too!

  38. Comment by Bill

    Posted on May 7th, 2007 at 21:47

    Money and fame baby! It’s always about the money, don’t kid yourself.

    I would much rather get paid big money for getting my photos taken, than working at some run of the mill job.

    Money ain’t the key to happiness, but I’d much rather be wealthy and miserable than poor and miserable.

    I’ve been working for over 25 years and I don’t blame her a bit!

  39. Comment by Andre'

    Posted on May 8th, 2007 at 09:23

    Amanda, PLEASE DONT DO IT !!!!! Save your beautiful body for your future husband to view ONLY !!!! You will one day regret it. Your body is your temple. You’ve been blessed with an awesome body and beautiful face. Keep it special…. —- I’m praying you change your mind. It’s not worth the money… —————- Andre’

  40. Comment by Cliff

    Posted on May 8th, 2007 at 11:50

    She’s already wealthy; she didn’t have to do it for money; probably more about holding onto fame or getting rid of some demons from being a geek as a teenager. I dunno, but I’m sick of this topic. She’s not that interesting to me….

  41. Comment by VictorSpoils

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 03:55

    Cliff, if she doesn’t interest you then why have you posted more than anybody else on this topic? Just because she is cashing in on her physical beauty doesn’t mean Amanda is exorcising demons from her awkward teenage years. It’s funny watching people act like they have some sort of insight to her motives. Perhaps she understands that she is in a unique position to provide for herself and her family, she might just be a good looking girl who knows she has something to sell, or maybe she needs money for a growing meth habit; I don’t know. What I do know is that posing nude for Playboy doesn’t make her a bad person.
    As far as her being money grubbing goes, you can choose to look at it like that. Of course it would be more intelligent to put yourself into her situation and think about what you would do. She, like most Olympic athletes, has a limited window of opportunity in which she can cash in on her “celebrity” status. I would be selling out as hard as possible in the time leading up to my second Olympics. I would make as much money as I possibly could while there was still public interest in me. She’s a good looking girl (and don’t kid yourself fellas, you wouldn’t turn her down if she pressed you) who has an opportunity to cash in. She would be stupid not to try to do so and perhaps you can argue there are better ways to make money but this could also be a good career move. I’m guessing her agent has a better idea of what is good for her than anybody on this board. Plus, it’s silly to think she is all that wealthy. Don’t get me wrong, I am not arguing that she is hurting for money but I guarantee she hasn’t made enough to support herself for the rest of her life. If she wants to maintain her lifestyle she is going to have to make a name for herself outside of swimming and to do that she would have to drum up press and keep her name out there. Being a sex symbol isn’t usually bad for your career.
    As for somebody not letting their children attend a clinic she holds because she chose to pose nude, I think that is misguided. You are denying your child a chance to learn from a pro just because she posed nude once? Posing nude doesn’t make her a sexual miscreant. You are sending your child there to learn swimming technique. It isn’t an ethics seminar. You have to have trust that the moral values you choose to instill in your child aren’t going to be undone because they came into brief contact with an instructor who is confident in her body. Chances are that your child will never even know those photos existed in the first place.

  42. Comment by VictorSpoils

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 04:04

    If she isn’t on your top five list of hottest swimmers then you probably have a list comprised of dudes. Just saying.

  43. Comment by Eric

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 08:30

    Um…yeah…you people need to get a grip. If Amanda posing for Playboy somehow lessens your respect for her and/or her accomplishments, well that just goes to show how many “adults” in this country are really just immature 6 year olds who feel the need to giggle anytime someone does anything even slightly risque. GROW UP PEOPLE!!!

  44. Comment by Jane

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 10:01

    I’m so sick and tired of the ignorance surrounding the so-called “benefits” of posing for playboy. Why is getting nude something to applaud and cheer on? I do it everday when I get dressed. First and foremost, it IS absolutely a smut magazine. You have got to be kidding me about the articles, who honestly buys it thinking “Gee I want to read some great political commentary.” Secondly, this will not raise the profile of swimming, this will raise the profile of Amanda Beard. No one will take swimming any more seriously after seeing her breasts. She is absolutely a sell-out. She hasn’t competed or won anything since the 2004 Olympics, and thus relies on posing nude or semi-nude in men’s magazines in order to maintain publicity. And as for the Aussie photographs, those are in a whole different category. Those pics are more about art, whereas playboy is more about women as sex objects. And parents should absolutely be concerned. What are young female swimmers supposed to think? That this is what they need to do to be successful? No one is telling her what to do, it’s a “free” country, but how is this positive for female swimmers? Amanda is only thinking about her own selfish need to gain attention. I applaud swimmers like Katie Hoff who are using their TALENT to draw attention to the sport, and aren’t trying to draw attention to their breasts. This isn’t about being puritanical, I don’t see anything wrong, for example, with nude beach and nudist environments. This is about female athletes not being taken seriously. This is about all the women striving to gain attention in the male dominated world of sports that are sadly pressured to drop their clothes to get noticed. Why don’t we encourage male athletes to get nude? Why don’t we find it necessary for them to be talented AND attractive? No one tells Phelps or Hansen that they should get naked to gain attention for their sport. Women posing nude is not an advancement for women, walk through an art museum, portraying nude women is the oldest thing in the world. But in the case of playboy, this only serves to say that women with great athletic ability need to be reduced to sex objects in order to get noticed. So sad, Amanda. I’ll be cheering for Katie Hoff among the other talent swimmers to beat her during Olympic trials.

  45. Comment by Jane

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 10:17

    I also wanted to add that we aren’t seeing “her” in the magazines, we are seeing the extreme-airbrushed version of her. Compare her actual photographs to her magazine photos, TOTALLY different. So not only is she relying on a fake, airbrushed body to gain publicity, she is furthering a notion of unrealistic, unattainable female beauty. This is poisoning the minds and souls of young women today, that they need to look as perfect as airbrushed photos to be considered attractive. Why can’t we FOR ONCE encourage the idea that a woman is more than her external beauty? Why can’t a woman be taken seriously for her talent as an athlete, and not for the shape of her breasts? Why can’t we admire the beauty of a body swimming across the water, rather than an airbrushed body posing in submissive, sexual positions? A body in playboy is for visual pleasure, the woman is nothing but her body, nothing but a piece of meat stripped of her intellgence and talent. But a body moving in the water is a powerful agent and a force to be reckoned with.

  46. Comment by Jane

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 11:01

    Seriously Susie, it worries me that you have daughters that look up to Amanda and you don’t even care. So if they both asked you if they could pose nude to get noticed, would you support them? People who are superficial care about nonsense such as celebrity and fame. The problem is with a nation that values fame over accomplishment and hard work. Seriously, why is being famous for no reason such a good thing? Why is being famous a good thing, period? Who cares if people know your name, it’s what they know you for that matters. I would rather accomplish something in life that I can be proud of, not achieve nothing more than being a household name. Amanda will be known as the swimmer who posed nude, she won’t be remembered for anything actually involving the sport of swimming. Natalie Coughlin and Katie Hoff will be remembered for what they actually achieved in the pool. I’m not sure why showing the world her breasts somehow makes her a multi-dimensional. Did you think that maybe Natalie wants to be applauded only when she wins medals, not when she strips down? Maybe she doesn’t care to become a mainstream celebrity who is stalked by paparazzi and is famous for being famous. Playboy photo-shoots will not raise swimming’s profile, they raise the idea that women can’t be taken seriously for their talent, only their looks. Do you honestly think swimming’s popularity will increase after her July cover? If her goal is to gain publicity, well that will happen. But STOP PRETENDING that this will increase the popularity of swimming. And at what cost are we to gain attention? So if all else fails, get naked. She might temporarily cause SOME people to watch HER swim, but no one will care about swimming any more than they do now, they will only care to see HER. Most people looking at her nude photos won’t even know she’s a swimmer. Don’t you find it sad that we are more likely to see female athletes on the cover of men’s magazines then sport’s magazines? Doesn’t it bother you that female athletes are only taken seriously when they are posing naked? I would rather see Amanda on the cover of Sports Illustrated. No one even talks about her as a swimmer anymore, it’s only Amanda the sex kitten.
    I also wanted to address maly from france: I’ve seen the photos from that calender, they are art compared to the garbage of playboy. However, the men posing for those photos were not the fake, airbrushed images of women in submissive, degrading positions that “grace” the covers of playboy. Not to mention, men are already taken seriously in the world of sports, whereas female athletes are only paid attention to when they have no clothes on.

  47. Comment by j. Custis

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 11:37

    I have met Amanda , she is beautiful inside and out and very smart. She can see outside the borders of the U.S . This is just one of many things she can do to move pass the average promotional world of business . I wish her the very best and keep swimming after your goals.

  48. Comment by May 9, 2007 « If I had to pick…

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 11:40

    […] Next four: This guy was drafted before I was born. Why don’t we get more runs at the Crown Jewels nowadays? This must have been easier than hiding all the steak knives. Finally, a reason to care about swimmng again. […]

  49. Comment by Ed Ochs

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 11:40

    I think it’s great that she has the courage to appear in Playboy. It is the most tasteful and intelligent mens magazine out there. (yes, including Maxim, stuff, and FHM) This could be a huge boost for her career in movies and or TV. Look at all the women who are doing great things that got their start or boost by posing in Playboy. More power to her, I would let my kids take a clinic from her anytime, I would not however, let them look at playboy or any other magazine until they were older.

  50. Comment by Ed Ochs

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 11:42

    I bet Jane is fat and ugly.

  51. Comment by Kirk Nelson

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 12:23

    Jane said: “Why can’t a woman be taken seriously for her talent as an athlete, and not for the shape of her breasts?”

    Is there some reason we can’t have both? I appreciate the grace of a human body slicing through the water. I also appreciate the beauty of a woman’s body who poses for Playboy.*

    * although I do agree the airbrushing is way overdone.

  52. Comment by Ed Ochs

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 12:36

    I have met at least 4 playmates at various events such as Playboy sponsered ski races that I competed in and believe me, they look as good or better in person than they do in the magazine. There is very little airbrushing going on, I have seen with my own eyes. That is just an excuse for ignorant jealous people to slam the women who have the guts, beauty, and bodies to pose.

  53. Comment by Cliff

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 12:43

    I meant that I didn’t find her personality, at least what Beard choses to show the public,that interesting; compared with, say, someone like Coughlin. But I do find the culture/values war aspect sorta fascinating. Sounds like many on here support her values; again, I’m with the other half that’s just not buying, that’s all.

  54. Comment by Kirk Nelson

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 13:10

    You’re right, Ed, it’s actually all done with Photoshop now :)

    Seriously, they touch up the photos heavily. I’m not saying the girls aren’t actually that attractive, but jeez the photos look more like paintings sometimes!

  55. Comment by Billy

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 13:36

    What a bunch of prudes.

  56. Comment by regala

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 14:12

    I guess we find out how fitting her last name is….

  57. Comment by Ed Ochs

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 15:50

    LOL

  58. Comment by David

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 18:44

    Jane:

    Thank you for your comments, and you do share a side of the story that seems to be underrepresented in the comments. Yes, women do struggle with forging their own name without sex appeal. I would argue that this is more symptomatic of society as a whole rather than sports, or even swimming, in particular.

    In terms of Playboy, I also agree that most people will probably buy the magazine to see the pictures. BUT, that doesn’t take away the fact that it has wonderfully well-written articles including, as I mentioned, the Playboy Interview. But, despite these wonderful articles, as you said it will always take on a somewhat negative moral connotation (for instance, Jimmy Carter did the interview with them that outlined his political stances in ‘76…people ignored this and called into question JIMMY CARTER’S moral fiber. Jimmy Carter? Come on).

    Also, in terms of your comparison to Katie Hoff: completely nonsensical. Amanda Beard established herself by winning three medals and breaking American Records in Atlanta, at 14, then coming back to win another in Sydney (despite EVERYONE doubting here). She only started poising, etc. in the leadup to Athens, where gasp, she put on another show in the water. Don’t call into question how she got there, and, I hate to say it, but Katie Hoff is young and we don’t know where she will be after having three Olympics under her belt.

    Also, I agree that it might not be the correct “means to an end” so to speak in terms of bringing more popularity to the sport…but it absolutely does achieve the same end: more people watching swimming. Look at women’s beach volleyball. You can argue that it’s bad attention, but sex appeal has absolutely brought more viewers (the women are trouncing the men in terms of viewer popularity).

  59. Comment by Bob Sugar

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 20:01

    I find it rather odd that no one has pointed out that when Beard is at USC, she will be working with a coach who bears the same name of an infamous Italian film:

    “A persistent theme of “Salo” is the degradation and commodification of the human body. Throughout the film the human body is turned into something of lesser value. There is no such thing as a private sexual encounter throughout the film, and if there is, it is quickly shared with the rest of the cast of characters.” - from Wiki

    And by the way, I bet Jane is a charming, intelligent, compassionate and generally tremendous woman who is twice the person of anyone suggesting otherwise.

  60. Comment by Tyler Totman

    Posted on May 9th, 2007 at 20:34

    You know it is a strange country where a man can be shot 5 times in the chest (quite graphically) and the movie gets a PG-13 rating, yet even intense sexual innuendo will garner a Restricted rating. Frankly it isn’t my place to judge what another person does - so I hope she has fun doing it and is happy with her choice in the end.

  61. Comment by Brian Norris

    Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 07:40

    This has nothing to do with her swimming abilities, but it has everything to do with the state of her mind and heart. The secularists claim showing off your nude body is an art form. God says the body is sacred and should not to be displayed in any lewd manner. Everyone will die eventually and we will know who was right. I’m sure her future husband will appreciate the fact that millions of men will have checked out her package. It’s every man’s dream to have his wife shown off as a whore before she makes her wedding vows of fidelity to him. Actions speak louder than words.

  62. Comment by Billy Gibbons

    Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 08:04

    Everyone is blasting Amanda for the “porno” photos that nobody has seen yet.

    Why don’t you folks lighten up a little UNTIL you see the photos, then you can have your say.

    I’ve got much more important things to worry about.

  63. Comment by todd

    Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 08:18

    Swimmers dont make very much money…and while she is popular in the world of swimming and “PAGE 2″ of ESPN.com, lets be somewhat honest about her advertisement income, as its nowhere near enough to set her up as some of the posts on here seem to indicate (”she’s wealthy enough”). What’s crazy is how taboo we view nudity in America. Go to any other country and sit on the beach for 10 minutes…how is this much different then Maxim or FHM or Vanity Fair or GQ or any of the other magazines out there? Do the 2 inches of fabric used to cover the athletes up in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition really mean enough to the people on here that Amanda can be chastised and demeaned for showing it off? How is that fair? How does that make sense? I’m not saying you guys are hypocritical, your just not being truthful or open minded. Your employing 1950’s values and thoughts that have nothing to do with religion, morals or even decency. I also went to the UofA with Amanda and must say she’s a really cool and nice person…

  64. Comment by maly

    Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 12:42

    i find interesting the american attitude to nudity, in europe we have a much more relax relationship to that. in france, if you go on any beach, you will find topless women and no one will give a damm about it.

  65. Comment by Cliff

    Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 13:07

    maly; for some of us it’s not as much the nudity issue; its the sell-out and commodification issue discussed here.

  66. Comment by Ross

    Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 15:54

    Seems everybody has an issue with her posing nude but nobody seems to care that it has been a pretty long standing “rumor” that Amanda Beard is a lesbian. Can’t take my kids to a swim lesson with a playmate but a dyke is ok.

  67. Comment by beRecruited SportsWrap » Amanda Beard to appear in Playboy

    Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 16:16

    […] reported on PTI and numerous other sources, Amanda Beard will be posing in an upcoming issue of Playboy. As a former swimmer and fan of the […]

  68. Comment by Jason

    Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 16:56

    >Comment by Mark
    >Playboy not smut? That’s pretty funny.

    Why is Playboy smut? Because there are naked women in it? It is as tasteful a treatment of nudity that could be thought of. What is your definition of “smut” exactly? Because according to most dictionaries it is synonymous with obscenity. Are breasts necessarily obscene?

    >Comment by Bob Sugar
    >And where do these ‘values’ come from and how do we know to honor >those values?

    Values are unimportant. Ethics are important. Ethics are inherited and/or learned behaviors that support the function of society. This is where we get our universal revile of things like murder, and universal support of things like generosity and charity. They help society directly to function.

    >If we ourselves ‘make’ these values (not God), then how do you know
    >your values are better than Beard’s?

    “Values” are an invention of religious institutions and are useless. Your values are not better than Beard’s because they are important only to you.

    >I hope Beard falls flat in ‘08.

    How very vindictive of you.

    >Then those of us who care about personal dignity, modesty and self
    >respect (and fame for swimming performance and not lewd
    >exhibitionism) can point to Beard as an example of what happens to a
    >talented athlete when they turn themselves into a human Bratz doll.

    First of all, her posing nude is not incompatible with having dignity or self-respect — only in your eyes is this the case. Next, she WILL have fame for swimming performance; people will remember her for this first and foremost. Only in your mind, and those like you, is her Playboy spread such a big problem that you will think of it before you think of her athleticism. If anything bad happens to her or her career, it will likely be due to the puritanical attitudes of others, and not anything inherently bad in her decision. YOU are the one choosing to degrade her as a “human Bratz doll”, and YOU are the one who has decided that this will overshadow her achievements. In many minds, it will not.

    >Comment by Jane
    >Seriously Susie, it worries me that you have daughters that look up to
    >Amanda and you don’t even care. So if they both asked you if they
    >could pose nude to get noticed, would you support them?

    Irrelevant. Amanda isn’t posing nude to get noticed, she already IS noticed. She is already famous, she has already accomplished things. Likely, Playboy approached her and she decided that it would be okay because, presumably, she likes being thought of as beautiful (who doesn’t?) and she doesn’t find nudity objectionable. She didn’t seek them out and ask to do a spread.

    >The problem is with a nation that values fame over accomplishment
    >and hard work. Seriously, why is being famous for no reason such a
    >good thing?

    Agreed. But why does this apply to Amanda Beard? It doesn’t. She isn’t famous for no reason, she is famous for being a swimmer. One of the reasons that Playboy sought her out is because she IS a celebrity already, and she got that way by being an excellent swimmer.

    >Amanda will be known as the swimmer who posed nude, she won’t be
    >remembered for anything actually involving the sport of swimming.

    Maybe by you, but I vehemently disagree with this. I don’t even follow swimming and I know who Amanda Beard is. Why is this spread such a big deal that you feel it will overshadow the very thing she became famous for? I have a feeling that many people will not consider it to be a decision of such gravity.

    >Did you think that maybe Natalie wants to be applauded only when she
    >wins medals, not when she strips down?

    Good for Natalie, maybe Amanda wants both. Whats your point? Is that a bad thing? She is beautiful and people like being thought of as beautiful. Both men and women. There isn’t anything wrong with that, it is just the way it is. Showing off your beauty is no great sin; it probably makes her feel good, other people like to look, what harm is done? This will not keep her from being a great swimmer, people will still cheer when she wins medals.

    >Don’t you find it sad that we are more likely to see female athletes on
    >the cover of men’s magazines then sport’s magazines?

    Have you looked at any sports magazines lately? I see women on the covers of them all the time.

    >Doesn’t it bother you that female athletes are only taken seriously
    >when they are posing naked?

    Do you really think this is the case? I don’t.
    Jenny Finch is taken seriously. Maria Sharapova is taken seriously. The Williams sisters, and Michelle Wie, and Martina Navratilova (who isn’t even attractive), not to mention a whole bevy of gymnasts like Mary Lou Retton, are all taken very seriously in their respective sports.

    If my position isn’t clear already, I think it is fine that Amanda is doing this. She didn’t need to, but I see no reason to object to it. Probably it will not promote swimming, but neither will it eclipse her own considerable accomplishments, particularly if she does well in the coming summer games. I am not sure why so many people think that nudity is such a terrible infraction, but she is no less great an athelete than she was before. People who know her as a great swimmer now will still know her as a great swimmer after the article is published.

  69. Comment by The Amanda Beard Signature Collection Coming to Stores? - Timed Finals

    Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 19:40

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  70. Comment by Billy Gibbons

    Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 20:07

    Long standing rumor?

    I’ve never heard it and I do not give a damn either.

    Ross, name your source(s) if you have the balls, which I doubt you do.

    I’m waiting…………………….

  71. Comment by Joey

    Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 20:17

    who cares about sexual orientation? Selling out/nudity and its impact on swimming were the issues……..

  72. Comment by Bill

    Posted on May 10th, 2007 at 21:35

    Wow Amanada Beard is hot.Now all we need is to see Jennie Finch naked in Playboy.

  73. Comment by todd

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 00:58

    I still dont understand how this constitutes selling out…she’s doing something you wouldnt choose to do but she’s not selling out or doing something immoral. She’s posing in what god gave her and if Hef wants to give her a few hundred thousand whats wrong with that? Swimmers are already quite confident in their bodies as they show them off daily, there is nothing wrong with what she’s doing…you guys are ridiculous. And she’s not a lesbian…she had boyfriends all through college…

  74. Comment by james

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 10:56

    Good for her, take the money and run.

  75. Comment by Scott

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 10:57

    This has certainly turned into the swimming story of the year - to date. Michael Rosenberg of FOXSports.com has now weighed in on the subject with an article entitled: “The naked truth: Beard not hurting sports.”

  76. Comment by vicky riley

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 12:07

    Playboy objectifies women. It is “Beauty Porn”. Too bad female athletes sell themselves in this degrading way. Beard, men supporting Beard’s appearance and Playboy in general are part of a large probelm regarding respect for women in our society.

  77. Comment by greg

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 12:50

    Jane and Bill yall are crazy go Amanda

  78. Comment by Steve Beardo

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 14:08

    It’s comforting to me to read these posts that reek of envy to know that due to her accomplishments and gender Amanda is being held to a higher standard of concocted morality. As though her accomplshments define her as a person. Perhaps a person can define themselves any way they wish? And maybe, just maybe, one is free to do whatever they like with the caveat that they not bring any others to harm.

  79. Comment by Joey

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 15:24

    Steve; this isn’t about freedom. I probably speak for all here when I say that Beard is free to make her decisions, just as we are all free to then comment on them and on each other. One of the consequences of individual freedom is that one may face criticism for their actions.

    Accomplishments are actually one part of what define a person, but only a small part, the much bigger part being character. My personal bias throughout my life has always been that on average, swimmers have somewhat unique characters based on traits such as their superior work ethics, good balance of individual and communal goals, relatively healthy relationship between the sexes and those of different ages (e.g. masters swimming and boys/girls practicing together) , emphasis on healthy lifestyle, and relatively less narcissistic goals than many other professional sports. In that way, it always seemed that, unlike many other professional sports, swimming was a bit separate from the cesspool of American pop culture values, such as selfishness, greed(as someone said here “take the money and run”),narcicissm, drama/conflict between the sexes via objectification of women, illusion and fantasy, excessive preoccupation with age, thinness, and beauty, etc. For that I always highly recommend swimming to parents and their children.

    I admire Jager/Biondi/Hall, those who lobbied for women’s swimming programs and scholarships, and any others who fought for the right to pursue a living through swimming, even to get rich if that’s what they want. Up until now I didn’t have any major complaints about Beard despite her pursuit of fame.

    But Playboy doesn’t have anything to do with swimming and it appears that Beard, as mentioned in the foxsports article, has crossed the line from getting famous from swimming to simply being famous for being a sex symbol.

    It’s true, like the article went on to state, that women have less options than men in seeking fame and fortune, but that doesn’t change that this decision degrades her character in the eyes of many, and actually helps reinforce the limitations on women mentioned in the article. It’s one thing to represent Speedo, it’s another to be paid by Hugh Hefner.

    By posing for Playboy, Beard is obviously aware of and OK with the fact that she’ll be contributing to tabloid fodder now, and that says something about her character, what she’s willing to trade for fame and fortune. In a way, ironically, despite her amazing talent and beauty, she’s just becoming more ordinary, just a part of our troubled mainstream culture. She’s just one person, and hopefully one person couldn’t drag swimming too much into the muck, but if others follow and this becomes the norm without any critique, this is one way in which swimming may lose some of what I consider its uniqueness, and just become ordinary.

  80. Comment by Eric

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 15:29

    To Jane and Brian Norris: GET A GRIP!!! Jane…I’m sure you’re some kind of self-proclaimed Gloria Steinem…the big difference between you and Amanda is that people actually WANT to see Amanda naked…doubt there’s much public outcry for you to pose in Playboy. And Brian, are you freakin kidding me?!?! Do you REALLY think that whatever guy is LUCKY enough to land Amanda as a bride is really gonna give a rat’s arse if millions of guys saw her naked in Playboy?!?! You need to wake up and smell what you’re shoveling. Maybe you folks on the rapture right don’t agree, but why don’t you wait to make another posting until your 1940’s-esqu world view catches up to us in the 21st century.

  81. Comment by Luke

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 16:26

    Amanda Beard is so hot ,But I want to see Michelle Wie and Jennie Finch in Playboy too.

  82. Comment by Mike

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 17:42

    People

    Get a life. I don’t know WHO Amanda Beard is, at least before this kerfuffle. Who made her the paragon and representative of women’s sports? Face facts, without Title 19, (no, I do not adovacatethe repeal of it, and in fact support it), where would women’s sports be? Do you REALLY beleive people watch women’s basketball because “they play a game more true to the fundamentals”? People watch NBA to see the slam dunk, or the pick that leaves you in the front row. They watch NFL and NCAA football to see speed, power, and collisons. If women, regardless of what they look like, weighed 325#, could clean and jerk 500# and run a 4.4 second forty yard dash, I would like to believe men would want to see them compete.
    Times and interests change. At one point the world was interested in women’s tennis. Then soccer (I don’t believe that one player whipping off her T-shirt on the field fostered some kind of incredible interest). Women’s swimming, in our country, has for years enjoyed a huge following, and Ms. Beard’s actions will have minimal to no impact on the sport. Our country’s need to idealize and worship “sports heroes” is ridiculous. If you need a hero, look around. You touch elbows with them every day. Back off and let this woman live her life. By the way, Brian Urlacher is a true Sports God and we should all pray at his alter.

  83. Comment by Billy Gibbons

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 17:53

    Man, this topic has become soooooo boring.

    I’m sure thousands of women would love the chance to appear on the cover of Playboy to jumpstart their careers and leave behind such interesting endeavors like waitressing, working at a clothing store at the mall, being a receptionist, nannying etc……..

  84. Comment by Jon

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 20:56

    I think its great! Maybe she can jumpstart her career just like Anna Nicole Smith did by posing. Then for the marriage thing she can just marry some 90 year old guy for his cash as he certainly won’t care that a bunch of lonely guys (especially all of you writing to this site) will have her for more bathroom material. If she’s lucky she’ll avoid the fate of many playmates (http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070218/D8NCDG7O0.html) and live happily ever after. I’m sure she will look back on this decision fondly.

  85. Comment by Billy Gibbons

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 21:09

    Anna Nicole was a high school flunky bimbo with multiple boob jobs.

    Amanda is a former world record holder, Olympic gold medalist and competed in two different Olympic games earning medals in both. She still holds the American record in the 200 breast stroke and I think it is the 2nd best of all time.

    Amanda jump started her career by being a hard working, talented, best in the world athlete. She also came back in 2004 and not only made the team, but won the gold after being written off by most pundits as being over the hill.

    To compare the two demonstrates what a narrow minded idiot you really are.

    How old are you? 12?

  86. Comment by Jon

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 21:25

    Oooh Billy. You hurt me so much. Your questioning if I’m 12 and your the one with the name Billy? I’m guessing you use it to fool the chicks into thinking your in ZZ Topp.

    Doesn’t matter what AB has accomplished. The point is the world she is opening herself up to. You have no clue at all.

  87. Comment by Joey

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 21:36

    Billy; Yeah, good point, but in reality the risk she takes by crossing the line is that not everyone knows that about her, they just see that she dropped out of college at one point and started taking off increasing amounts of clothing for cash, hasn’t been swimming much, and now just lumps her in with Anna Nicole. By the way, Beard will likely neither know nor care what we write on here, I assume that this is for the benefit of each other and those we come in contact with. There are intelligent people on here with good points on both sides of this issue so I would like to try to show each other some respect.

  88. Comment by Billy Gibbons

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 22:02

    Yeah, I do have a clue.

    #1. It’s a cover shot, she’s not a “playmate”.
    #2. She has been on other magazine covers in the past. So she has already exposed herself to the world as a model, including the SI swimsuit issue.
    #3. Playboy has had 12 playmates a year for over 50 years, which equals at least 600 girls.
    #4. The article you referenced mentions 12 women who had died at an early age, that equals 2% of all playmates. Or one in 50 died prematurely, not an abnormally large number. Unfortunately, it happens.
    #5. I am not that Billy Gibbons, but I love his guitar playing. One of my all time favorites.
    #6. You can call me Bill.
    #7. Was Johnny Carson less worthy because he was called Johnny?
    #8. Bobby Bowden? Jimmy Cliff? Rocky Marciano? Stevie Wonder?

  89. Comment by Shawn

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 22:04

    She IS GOING TO BE NAKED IN THE MAGAZINE. She’s doing more than the cover. SHE WILL BE NAKED.

  90. Comment by TKD Rulez

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 22:12

    Some of you folks bring out some interesting points. But heres my take on it…when a successful athlete poses nude in a magainze like playboy(and most people who read it , don’t admit to reading it because of obvious reasons) it only gives young women the idea that posing nude is ok. We should be looking up to athletes as role models, but I won’t let me son or daughter look up to some one that is selling herself for money. Shes being a bad role model thats the bottom line. To be honest, shes got a nice body and she looks ok, just the fact that she posed nude has a negative impact on her and if you are just another guy like me, how many of you guys take that kinda woman serioiusly? I think women are losing their image and are turning into objects and men are laughing on the side lines. Its time for women to wake up or else they will stay behind(just a nice guy looking out!)

  91. Comment by Billy Gibbons

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 22:20

    Naked?

    Great!

    What is the big deal?

    Haven’t you protestors ever seen a naked female before?

    I happen to like the form of a female athlete, even statues like the Venus D’Milo.

    Naked women of the world, unite!

    I even like the sound of the word naked. Nude too!

    N A K E D NUDE

    Reminds me of my art classes with (don’t tell anyone!) nude models.

  92. Comment by Billy Gibbons

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 22:23

    When does it hit the newstands?

    Naked women = Fine art.

  93. Comment by Bob Sugar

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 22:58

    Wow, Billy Gibbons, for a topic that “has become soooooo boring”, and for someone who has “much more important things to worry about”, you sure have a great deal of input.

    Given the moral authority of Michael Rosenberg and, I guess, Jason, we should consider the matter closed.

    But for all the folks out there who aren’t moral relativists, let’s review the argument:

    Jason said:
    “Values are unimportant. Ethics are important. Ethics are inherited and/or learned behaviors that support the function of society.”

    Unless you are a moral nihilist (i.e., “values” don’t exist), you will maintain that those ‘ethics’ are very much a reflection of social values. Values drive ethics, and fashion the very core of what those socially acceptable practices are. And if we see social improvement by the adherence to certain values, and we all recognize that those values led to social improvement, we call those values ‘objective’.

    Jason said:
    “This is where we get our universal revile of things like murder, and universal support of things like generosity and charity. They help society directly to function.”

    Wait, I thought we were talking about ethics (from the Greek ‘ethos’, meaning socially specific custom). Therefore, in France, it is customary for a more relaxed attitude toward nudity. In Saudi Arabia, not so much. In America, posing nude is not mainstream custom, and therefore not ‘ethical’. But now it seems that Jason is appealing to universal standards of right and wrong, as well as affirming the “value” of society’s well-being. Well, there I agree with him. Social standards, as a function of universal values, are predominately guided by those principles and values all societies find acceptable.

    But then Jason says:

    “If anything bad happens to her or her career, it will likely be due to the puritanical attitudes of others, and not anything inherently bad in her decision.”

    Ah, so you do agree that there are inherent values in decisions and actions! Thank you for making my point. And those “puritanical” attitudes—hard work, decency, contribution to society—MADE this country. Not photogenic courtesans.

    Jason said:
    “Values” are an invention of religious institutions and are useless.

    Not at all. To the religious believer, values are recognized as real and objective, and not some postmodern invention of ‘what we like’, and ‘what we feel like doing’. According to Benjamin Franklin, we call some of these values ‘self-evident’.

    Jason said:
    Your values are not better than Beard’s because they are important only to you.

    Let me explain this to you. If everyone’s values are equally valid (including the value of the freedom to not endorse values in the first place), then there is no higher reason I couldn’t strike or rob you, since I perhaps value assault or thievery. Perhaps I’d be breaking the law, but the law emerges from values, either religious or secular. If you were to say that I was morally wrong in harming you, you’d be appealing to value judgments and standards, wouldn’t you? But, you say, all values are valid if those values don’t lead to my harming you in any way. Fine. But let’s go back to your claim that social well-being is the goal of ‘ethics’. Would society benefit if I and everyone else like me just quit their job, became welfare freeloaders, and hung out at the local food court jerking off to Amanda’s spread(ing)? After all, I’m not really harming you directly, I’m just acting out my “values”. And if Beard subtly contributes to the attitude that female athletes are merely sexpots waiting for their chance to pose naked, what then? Improvement of social well-being?

    I said: I hope Beard falls flat in ‘08. Then those of us who care about personal dignity, modesty and self respect (and fame for swimming performance and not lewd exhibitionism) can point to Beard as an example of what happens to a talented athlete when they turn themselves into a human Bratz doll.

    Jason replied: “How very vindictive of you.”

    Yes, I hope my point is vindicated.

    Jason said: “First of all, her posing nude is not incompatible with having dignity or self-respect — only in your eyes is this the case.”

    ONLY in MY eyes? The responses on this site are proof enough that mine is not the sole opinion here. Well then, what is incompatible, provided that these transgressions are ‘victimless’? Posing nude? Promiscuous sex? Appearance in porn? Adultery? Heroin abuse? We have freedom to do many things. And many are free to find out exactly what society’s backlash will be if that freedom is abused. Imus, Rocker, you name it. And Beard will find out as well.

    This woman has been on a downward slippery slope for some time. Photos of her pulling down her bikini bottoms to titillating levels, hiking her “shirt” up for some undercleavage shots, being hosed down by a suggestive stream of liquid. Please, this is not art, and Beard is not a “model”. Her “work” so far has been simulated/intimated sex. And to put everyone straight, I like seeing a hot woman buck naked. I call her “wife”.

  94. Comment by Jimi Hendrix

    Posted on May 11th, 2007 at 23:05

    I am changing my name to Jimi Hendrix. It is a little more refined than Billy. If that offends some, I will then call myself Johnny Ramone or Dee Dee Ramone or Joey Ramone.

    Or Buddy Rich or Tommy Lee or Tommy Iommi or Jimmy Soul or Larry Bird.

    Sounds like some of the protestors have never seen a woman naked.

    I think that the NCAA Naked Womens Swimming and Diving Championship would get killer ratings LIVE on national major network TV.

    One qualification to watch. You must be a red blooded american male!

    NAKED or NUDE are words that have a nice ring to them…..

  95. Comment by todd

    Posted on May 12th, 2007 at 10:31

    Bob your an idiot

  96. Comment by Jennifer

    Posted on May 12th, 2007 at 12:39

    It’s unbelievable how much attention this issue has received! Some interesting comments out there. I would like to voice my opinion as female, and a former competitive swimmer of fifteen years. A lot of my college teammates were close friends with Amanda, and had an immense amount of respect for her due to her accomplishments as an athlete. Let me add that most of what she accomplished as an athlete was by going against conventional wisdom and having the independence to chase her dreams. When she won silver and gold at the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta as a 14 year old, the swimming world criticized that it was the last we would see of Amanda. Once she “grew up” and “became a woman,” her centre of gravity would change so dramatically that she would lose her coordination in the water and her career would be over.

    Four years later, in 2000, a more “womanly” Amanda medalled at the Olympics again. People called it a fluke. There was no way she could do it again.

    Four years later, in 2004, Amanda again took home hardware from Athens, and broke the 200m breaststroke world record.

    Here is a confident young woman, who is obviously not concerned about the naysayers. Good for her. If her indepencence and willingness to believe in herself when very few others are on board doesn’t inspire confidence in asipring young athletes, I don’t know what does.

    Let me mention that I am also currently a swim coach, and I asked the female athletes at the pool what their views were on Amanda modelling for Playboy. Most were impressed with her confidence–and the most negative opionion was neutral. From what I could see, these are athletes who respect her swimming accomplishments as what they are, and her decision to model for Playboy is just that–a decision.

    Yes, I’m a liberal-minded person. I think you’ll find that most female athletes are. Most of us are interested in high-performance sports, being independent, and being the best we can be. This decision is indicative of her independence.

    Amanda is a woman with talent, work ethic, brains, and beauty. The human body is a beautiful thing. An athletic body is even more beautiful. I don’t understand why we have such hangups about nudity in North America. Call Playboy what you want–overtly sexual, pornographic, tasteful, wasteful. To me the opinion of the magazine is irrelevant. The bottom line is that Amanda is a beautiful woman, and good for her to have the confidence to display her beauty. If you have the beauty, why hide it?

    As per earlier comments, I also agree with the fact that if I were in her shoes, I would do the same. You have a small window in your life where you can excel in sports, and most athletes her age receive poverty-level income in which to support their training. Let me ask all of you: If you were offered 6+ figures to display your beauty, would you turn it down? Financial security is not a negative thing…especially when most athletes out there can barely make ends meet. I hope Amanda kicks ass in Beijing and again silences all the naysayers.

  97. Comment by Bob Sugar

    Posted on May 12th, 2007 at 13:09

    Perhaps. But I do know the difference between “you’re” and “your”. Who’s calling whom the idiot?

    Namecalling. The last refuge of the defeated.

  98. Comment by Joey

    Posted on May 12th, 2007 at 16:44

    You guys are getting too rude to each other……..I’m out.

  99. Comment by Jason

    Posted on May 13th, 2007 at 02:33

    >Comment by Bob Sugar
    >And those “puritanical” attitudes—hard work, decency, contribution to
    >society—MADE this country. Not photogenic courtesans.

    Hard work and contribution no doubt, but decency? One of these things is not like the others… How do you define such a thing? The answer is entirely subjective, and I don’t think you can show that your standards of decency have contributed positively to our society, unless you define “positive” in terms of the very same values that you are trying to promote. No objective benefit to our society has come from the promotion of puritanical standards of sexual conduct. You are even calling her no less than a whore for simply posing nude, something a great many people see no harm in.

    >To the religious believer, values are recognized as real and objective,
    >and not some postmodern invention of ‘what we like’, and ‘what we feel
    >like doing’.

    Yes, but unfortunately for the religious believer, not everyone shares his value system. Also unfortunately for the religious believer, some of his values simply do not have any positive effect on society other than to conform it more to his own preferred worldview. There is nothing objectively better about your value system compared to Beard’s or mine.

    >According to Benjamin Franklin, we call some of these values
    >‘self-evident’.

    Yes, like “life”, “liberty”, and the pursuit of happiness. Not “nudity is bad”.

    >Would society benefit if I and everyone else like me just quit their job, >became welfare freeloaders, and hung out at the local food court >jerking off to Amanda’s spread(ing)? After all, I’m not really harming >you directly, I’m just acting out my “values”.

    Your strawman argument here is so obvious and poorly constructed as to be absurd. Making the value judgement that posing nude is not wrong, or immoral, or contributing to a weak value system does not inevitably lead to the entire population spending 24 hours a day masturbating. That is NOT equivalent to “acting out my values”. Nudity is not wrong. Obsessing over porn, quitting work or dropping out of school because of it.. that IS wrong. That isn’t exactly a fine line there, friend. You know what else is wrong? Calling someone a whore (or a “courtesan” as you so delicately put it) because they are not ashamed of their body. Talk about degrading to women! As if the entirety of her worth was just discarded by offending your sexual sensibilities.

    >And if Beard subtly contributes to the attitude that female athletes are
    >merely sexpots waiting for their chance to pose naked, what then?
    >Improvement of social well-being?

    Between the two of us, you’re the only one who thinks that Beard is causing such things. If you ask me, the judgements of you and those like you are far more harmful to AB and women in general than her own actions. Apparently you ascribe so much value to chastity that, unless a woman is innocent and pure by your standards, that nothing else that she accomplishes matters and she is henceforth nothing better than a prostitute. If people like you weren’t making this into such a big deal, Playboy would just publish her photographs, some people would get to enjoy looking at them, and everyone who knew her before would continue to regard her as a world class swimmer. But no, apparently women have no worth once they exhibit sexuality. Better to discredit all her accomplishments because she is “tainted” now.

    >ONLY in MY eyes? The responses on this site are proof enough that >mine is not the sole opinion here.

    By “your” I was implying “people who share your value system”. I thought that was obvious enough, sorry for the confusion.

    >Well then, what is incompatible, provided that these transgressions are >‘victimless’? Posing nude? Promiscuous sex? Appearance in porn? >Adultery? Heroin abuse?

    You’re telling me that adultery and heroin abuse are victimless? Please.
    As for the other stuff, the problem is that you’re trying to frame this as a black-and-white issue. You believe that an action is either ALWAYS wrong, or ALWAYS ok, a very common thing to believe for religious people. I simply do not buy that. The other problem is that you are confounding actions with the ideas surrounding them. Is nudity inherently bad? No, of course not. However, this doesn’t imply that it is ok for people to railroad poor women into doing low-budget porn movies. Do you see the difference, or are there too many shades of gray in there?

    >We have freedom to do many things. And many are free to find out >exactly what society’s backlash will be if that freedom is abused.

    In a better society, there would not be a backlash for what Ms. Beard is doing.

  100. Comment by Jason

    Posted on May 13th, 2007 at 03:02

    >Comment by TKD Rulez

    >But heres my take on it…when a successful athlete poses nude in a >magainze like playboy(and most people who read it , don’t admit to >reading it because of obvious reasons) it only gives young women the >idea that posing nude is ok.

    Is it not ok?

    >We should be looking up to athletes as role models, but I won’t let me >son or daughter look up to some one that is selling herself for money.

    She isn’t selling herself, she is posing nude. Do you ascribe her entire worth to what is underneath her clothing? She is letting people see a part of her, and not even the most important part. Why are you, who ostensibly respect women, essentially insinuating that any woman who has bared her skin or exhibited sexuality is no longer to be taken seriously? She has done nothing objectionable except be naked, something that plenty of people do not find objectionable.

    >Shes being a bad role model thats the bottom line.

    Some people would disagree. Kids who have parents that actually raise them and talk to them about such things when questions arise will be no worse for it. Just because a kid sees a magazine with nudity in it doesn’t mean that they will think that it is ok to go pose naked for the next person they see with a camera, or at least they won’t if they have good parents. However, they will also not be ashamed of their own body or their sexuality, and shame over such things causes much more harm than good.

    >if you are just another guy like me, how many of you guys take that >kinda woman serioiusly?

    I would. Why would I not?
    What is so inherently wrong with female sexuality that any woman who exhibits it is not worth listening to? To me, that is a more objectifying attitude than to simply allow women to exercise their sexuality and recognize that you are only getting to see one small part of them.

    To promote the attitude that “any woman who poses naked is nothing more than a harlot” is to imply that the entirety of a woman’s worth is contained in her sexuality, and that to share or show it is to spoil the woman herself. Now THAT is what I call objectifying women.

    >I think women are losing their image and are turning into objects and >men are laughing on the side lines.

    I’m not laughing, and I don’t think they are losing their image; I think they are gaining control of it. In fact, I think once nobody cares whether they have gotten naked or not and simply judges them on their accomplishments, that is the point to which we need to get.

  101. Comment by Jason

    Posted on May 13th, 2007 at 03:16

    >Comment by vicky riley

    >Playboy objectifies women.

    No, Playboy publishes photographs of women who, for whatever reason, would like to publish such photos. Objectification is done by the person looking at the picture.

    >Too bad female athletes sell themselves in this degrading way.

    I don’t think it is degrading. Why is exhibiting sexuality always tied to perversion and moral bankruptcy?

    >Beard, men supporting Beard’s appearance and Playboy in general are
    >part of a large probelm regarding respect for women in our society.

    I disagree. I think the people who are making such a big deal out of this are the ones that are part of the problem. If we weren’t so bent on confounding a woman’s worth with her chastity, there would be no question about her worthiness as a person or a role model simply based on her decision to pose nude. This should be a non-issue. Instead, people are suggesting that she is ruining her reputation, as if nothing that she did matters anymore now that she has become an indecent person. Effing ridiculous.

  102. Comment by Brian Wallace

    Posted on May 13th, 2007 at 08:08

    My God, for the people who are anti-Playboy what color is the sky in your world? We get your point. Amanda Beard is a sell-out slut/whore who will kill the sport of competitive swimming, fail miserably in the next Olympics and turn any young girl within fifty meters of her into another “sell-out slut/whore.” She’s EVIL. She is a mature independent woman who is chosing to pose nude in a men’s magazine for whatever reason. Let’s judge her. “Those who are without sin cast the first stone?” Forget that! I think Speedo has announced that from now on, Amanda will have a large scarlet A (or should that be N?) on her swimsuit.

    This is swimming, people! No other sport has its competitors closer to being naked while competing! Most good swimmers have gone/continue to go SKINNY DIPPING! That’s swimming without clothes! They must also be horrible sell-outs too! I’m sure that these adult swimmers are glad have people (like most of the people in this thread) pass judgement on every little thing they do. That’s great.

    > Comment by Bob Sugar

    > Her “work” so far has been simulated/intimated sex. And to put everyone
    > straight, I like seeing a hot woman buck naked. I call her “wife”.

    And she must be sick of your pompous, long-winded diatribes. You must write a lot of letters to the editor.

    Brian Wallace

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  104. Comment by Taylor Spivey

    Posted on May 15th, 2007 at 18:30

    As someone who has spent time with Amanda it makes me sad how people are so quick to judge her character. She is a wonderful, down to earth woman who works extremely hard. Naked or not, her swimming skills gave her these opportunities and it is her right to take advantage. By the way, this is not the first time a female swimmer has been in Playboy because Haley Cope was featured in Playboy’s Girls of the Pac-10 in the late 90’s. I say, Flaunt what you’ve got, she works hard for that body and there is nothing wrong with showing it off. She is a role model, but it is the parents’ job to raise their children, not Amanda’s.

  105. Comment by James Brown

    Posted on May 15th, 2007 at 20:21

    Taylor:

    Amen my brother!

    Amanda, ignore the idiots. They are probably jealous anyway!

    Keep the funk

  106. Comment by Bob Sugar

    Posted on May 15th, 2007 at 21:53

    Jason:
    I am impressed that you know what a strawman argument is, and I’m guessing you can differentiate “your” from “you’re”. So I salute your tackling the issue in a methodical way. And I take it that the narrowly selective manner you chose to address my comments demonstrates that you concede most of my points. I must point out that in certain areas, if you didn’t quite pick it up, that I was using hyperbole—a rhetorical device of exaggeration—to illustrate that the value of ‘doing whatever you want if it doesn’t directly harm other people’ isn’t much of a value at all. I agree that adultery and heroin abuse are not victimless. And as for the other conduct you mentioned, yes, it IS wrong. But you evidently have a “line”, which suggests to me that you do realize that there is a right and wrong. So, what about stripping? Do you think you’d want your sister or daughter stripping? It is a variation of the ‘would I want my actions put in newspaper headlines’ gauge of ethical conduct. Courtesan? Well, a prostitute is someone who, for a fee, allows ‘access’ (however you want to define it) to their erotic zones for others’ sexual pleasure. Beard took a fee, allowed access, and ensured others will get their cheap jollies. And as for that condescending tone, brother, you’d have to be as high as Gary Hall training in Colorado Springs to condescend to me.

    James Brown:
    Again with the ‘idiot’ thing! I suppose we should overlook your numerous drug possession and domestic violence charges when weighing your comments. Amanda looks at you with those comely eyes, the camera capturing all those angles and curves, that cleavage and crevasse you yearn to see, some Vaseline and Kleenex, and…AWWW! I feel good. Kiss myself. (Oh, what’s that? You were going to write “go f-yourself”? Hah, the predictability of the prurient mind)

    Brian Wallace:
    Sorry, but I usually save my hectoring for people whose mothers didn’t teach them to keep their privates private and their moral imbecility to themselves. You get “our” point? Well done, Inspector Clouseau! And “we” get yours: Butthead: “Naked chicks are cool! Huh-Huh.” Beavis: “Yeah. Take it off, TAKE IT OFF. Heh.” And the color is the sky in my world? Humoring your hackneyed non-point, I’ll answer blue, evidently the same color as you prefer your magazines. I guess I should expect as much from someone whose moral compass gauges ‘writing letters’ as bad and ‘posing naked’ as good.

  107. Comment by James Brown

    Posted on May 15th, 2007 at 22:57

    Hi Bob:

    I guess I should clear things up. I am not THE REAL James Brown that you are describing although I am a big fan of his music. JB passed away Christmas Day, 2006 which is fitting because he gave the music fans around the world a musical genre called FUNK.

    Please do not associate me with the run-ins with the law the he had. I figured the average reader on this message would know this James Brown is somebody different. Maybe it went over your head?

    You wrote….

    “Amanda looks at you with those comely eyes, the camera capturing all those angles and curves, that cleavage and crevasse you yearn to see, some Vaseline and Kleenex, and…AWWW! I feel good.”

    That sounds like your fantasy because those thoughts did not come from me.

    Amanda will always be first and foremost an extremely accomplished athlete who happen to have a lucrative career as a model because she WAS THE BEST ON EARTH! I’ve officiated at meets in the SoCal area where she competed and she was just another competitor who conducted herself in a very professional manner.

    What is the root of your vitriol? Fundementalist religious beliefs? It is not that big of a deal. I do not subscribe to Playboy, do you? Sounds like you can’t wait!

  108. Comment by Bob Sugar

    Posted on May 15th, 2007 at 23:27

    Of course “James”. I realize he’s been dead for a while. But if you’re going to weigh in on a topic with some moral dimensions, pick a better moniker.

    The root of my vitriol? Turpitude. Crassness. The moral coarsening of sport. I don’t think Beard is a terrible person; I think she got some bad advice and has some wrongheaded ideas about how to make a buck. But then these simpletons got rambling about how this is good and how admirably independent she is. This is complete nonsense. Posing naked is not an virtuous way to fame, nor is it something to be admired. Great athlete? Sure, in one event. A person of great measure? Well, I guess you’ll see in June, won’t you?

    How did I get my ideas about Beard’s layout will be used? Wow, let’s see. Men’s magazine. Sexual content throughout. Naked women posing in sexually suggestive poses. Gosh…to imagine that would lead to men’s salacious thoughts and self-pleasuring…yeah, it seems to be a bit of a stretch of my imagination doesn’t i